This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
sarcasm needs its own font
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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