are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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