Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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