I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
