it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
