I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
