11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Blood and glitter go together right?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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