So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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