Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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