he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
He? As in you personified your dick?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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