So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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