I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Houston, we have a squirter
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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