you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Randomize
