I need help removing her.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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