i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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