It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
All I want is dick and wine.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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