I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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