He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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