My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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