I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
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