she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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