haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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