Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
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