i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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