That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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