if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
And the cops told us we were all naked.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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