Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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