I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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