surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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