I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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