I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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