I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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