Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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