In the future we'll all be gay
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
