ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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