They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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