i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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