How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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