I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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