so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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