i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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