Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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