We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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