i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I love how my cats smell like pot.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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