why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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