i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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