we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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