On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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