If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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