Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
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