I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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